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There's no crying in the kitchen

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Tickets spit, tempers boil, somebody’s eyes well up—There’s No Crying in the Kitchen slams the brakes on the meltdown before the pass goes down in flames.
The battle cry riffs on Tom Hanks’s immortal “There’s no crying in baseball!” from A League of Their Own, a line ranked #54 on AFI’s all‑time quote list and still cited by Smithsonian historians for its pop‑culture punch.
Chefs hijacked it fast—Top Chef aired a “Big Chefs Don’t Cry” episode, while merch designers plastered the motto on mugs and sweatshirts—turning it into culinary tough‑love shorthand.
Professional programs like Escoffier now teach recruits to channel line‑cook pressure instead of tearing up, because the pass waits for no one.
Pull this tee on and the whole brigade hears the house rule loud and clear: vent after close, plate now—feelings don’t print on tickets.

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Solid colors are cut from 100 % Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton for buttery softness, while heather hues blend cotton with polyester for a little extra stretch and recovery. 
That premium yarn is spun into longer, smoother strands, making the fabric lighter on your skin yet tougher against repeated washes than standard carded cotton. 

Product Features:

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Sustainability

  • Eco-Friendly Manufacturing: Produced using sustainable practices that significantly reduce water and energy usage, contributing to environmental conservation.

  • Ethically Made: Manufactured in facilities accredited by the Fair Labor Association, ensuring fair wages and safe working conditions.

More information about the Sustainability Initiatives from Bella+Canvas in our post here.

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

There's no crying in the kitchen Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.