Socially Awkward Culinary Beast
Shy at the bar but savage on the burners, this tee crowns you the Socially Awkward Culinary Beast—a paradox every kitchen knows by heart.
Many chefs quietly ration their “social‑points” off the clock, then flip the switch when the tickets drop, a pattern psychologists and columnists alike note among introverts in high‑pressure service jobs.
That gear‑shift is pure beast mode, the slang for unleashing maximum effort under stress.
On the line it means hammering through 200 covers while mumbling only the calls you need—no small talk required.
So rock this shirt, skip the meaningless banter, and let your sauces scream for you—because in the end, beast mode beats small talk every single service.
More details
Solid colors are cut from 100 % Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton for buttery softness, while heather hues blend cotton with polyester for a little extra stretch and recovery.
That premium yarn is spun into longer, smoother strands, making the fabric lighter on your skin yet tougher against repeated washes than standard carded cotton.
Product Features:
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
Sustainability
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Eco-Friendly Manufacturing: Produced using sustainable practices that significantly reduce water and energy usage, contributing to environmental conservation.
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Ethically Made: Manufactured in facilities accredited by the Fair Labor Association, ensuring fair wages and safe working conditions.
More information about the Sustainability Initiatives from Bella+Canvas in our post here.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: NumNumFun - Foodie and Chef Inspired Tees, Hoodies & Hats
- Email: contact@support.numnumfun.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Socially Awkward Culinary Beast Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
